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 August 28, 2006

It's been pretty hectic here at the Saga Shirts office. A couple of weeks ago, a procession of Santeria practitioners zeroed in on us, just as a procession of Reformed Druids did the same thing. Apparently each group had been trying to pinpoint some metaphysical black hole of unholy proportions, and they all ended up here, more or less where our stack of shirts is.
Things might have gotten ugly. Well. Uglier. But due to some longstanding theological warfare between the Druids and the Santerians, we were saved by a street brawl that landed them all in jail. What a relief!
The bad news is, since that news hit the paper a bunch of crystal-waving Rosicrucians have been hanging around.
Now we don’t quarrel with these folks’ right to assemble and try to exorcize us. Honestly, if any of them could actually stop these shirts from using their potent psychic control over us and the neighborhood squirrels, well, more power to ‘em.
Not sure if we mentioned the squirrels. It’s not pretty.
But anyway, the shirts just seem to get stirred up when one of these occult vigilante groups starts trying to return them to the lower depths. It makes life around the office just a little more interesting than usual.
You wouldn’t believe what happened to the paperclips, for example. Eyes? On office supplies? We’ve gotten used to a lot of weird goings on, but that was a showstopper, believe me.
Anyhow, apart from the mobs we’ve just been trying to keep on keeping on. Many of you have taken some of the shirts off our hands and we’re grateful for that. But of course, the faster you buy them, the faster they force us to print more. It’s one of those vicious cycle things. So please, don’t stop.
The Hyde and Teller Carnivale just hit town. We’re going to try to unload some shirts on them – what could be better? They’ll take the whole stack out of the county within a week, and what sort of harm could a few dozen cursed t-shirts do in the hands of some fraud who calls himself “Lodz the Mentalist”?
It’s a plan.

 September 9, 2005

Thanks to all of you who've been buying our shirts. You know by now how vital it is to us that we keep them from gathering together in numbers. Unfortunately it can only be a matter of days before the shirts force us to print more.
So please, keep buying them. Some of us have families.
Somebody here - and we're not going to point fingers or name names because it was obviously meant to help - well, someone got it into their head to leave a bunch of our shirts out behind a thrift store last week. It really did seem like a good idea at the time.
But the next morning... every one of those shirts had found its way back. They were piled up all over our desks. They looked... smug. And all the pets in the neighborhood are now missing.
So you can see our situation. We can't solve our little interdimensional troubles by giving the things away - and as you know, the higher they pile up, the closer we seem to be to an apocalyptic meltdown.
A shirt a day: that's all we ask!

 July 14, 2005

We celebrate Bastille Day by opening our doors, hoping that the mob outside isn't the French Revolution. We thought we saw torches.
Leave the guillotines at the curb and don't forget to feed the meters. You're welcome to step in and have a look around at what we've been putting together - we're very pleased with it and we hope you will be, too.